oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

officialunitedstates:

Friends:  take bullets for each other

Best friends:  take cannonballs

coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

evelynsmileees:

lapetitemouton:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

image

I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard

that’s actually not such a bad idea

(Source: hungarian)

romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

(Source: hoohah)

8bit-anarchy:

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

(Source: paarasytes)